sexandmanhattan:

Se02 Ep14

sexandmanhattan:

Se02 Ep14

dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

image

murdertramp:

💕
sadboy420:

me

bombing:

retcum:

bombing:

spent four hours collecting centipedes to fight each other only to realize they just run around like a bunch of fucking idiots when you open the box. anyway i dumped them in my sisters birthday cake and

And what?

sorry my wifi cut off. she’s dead

I`d definitely fuck the living hell out of you.
Anonymous

draumbouy:

cactuseeds:

draumbouy:

cactuseeds:

What makes you think I’d let you?
What makes you think I care?
What makes you think anything I do is to appeal to you sexually?
What makes you think this is a compliment?

Oh jesus fucking christ.
If someone tells you that they would Like to have sex with you stop veing fucking offended.
"Oh my gosh someone finds me sexually appealing how fucking horrid"
You are not a one dimensional sex object and nobody fucking thinks that stop throwing a goddamn bitchfit.
It IS a compliment. You just don’t wanna accept it.

Oh my god you’re everything that’s wrong with life as we know it and so fucking ignorant and I’m blocking the living Christ out of you

"I CANT ACCEPT THAT IM A WHINY CUNT WHO CREATES IMAGINARY ISSUES SO INSTEAD IM GOONG TO BLOVK EVERYONE WHO DIDisSAGREES WITH ME"
cry more little baby.

shirtigo:

Night Burgers

spacealian:

this is my band, Pueblo, performing one of our own songs, Places.